The Procrastination File

Nancy Friedemann

nevver:

Hausu, 1977

juliasegal:

Robot bread…

juliasegal:

Prince is a ventriloquist…for real.

itsthatbitchbrittany:

itsjanna:

Is this my favorite scene in Purple Rain? It might be. I think of it as the moment when the movie truly commits to its own weirdness. Oh, I’m sorry, were you expecting another dull biopic about a musician’s rise to fame? Is that what you thought you were watching? Sorry, but you’re in Prince’s house now, and whether you like it or not he’s going to make you take off your clothes and jump into the freezing Lake Minnetonka of his mind.

(sofresh/regardless)

http://www.janinerewell.com/tantheman.html

Museum of Sexuality.. NYC

Best street name ever… Chetek, Wisconsin

Heals your wond and your soul?

delayprocrastinate:

obsessivecompulsive:brocatus:notemily:

In Knoxville, Tennessee, a white supremacist group, VNN Vanguard Nazi/KKK, attempted to hold a hate rally. Then the clowns showed up….

“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s angrily shouted once more, “White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s tried once again in a doomed and somewhat funny attempt to clarify their message, “ohhhhhh!” the clowns yelled “Tight Shower!” and held a solar shower in the air and all tried to crowd under to get clean as per the Klan’s directions.

At this point several of the Nazi’s and Klan members began clutching their hearts as if they were about to have a heart attack. Their beady eyes bulged, and the veins in their tiny narrow foreheads beat in rage. One last time they screamed “White Power!”

The clown women thought they finally understood what the Klan was trying to say. “Ohhhhh…” the women clowns said. “Now we understand…”, “WIFE POWER!” they lifted the letters up in the air, grabbed the nearest male clowns and lifted them in their arms and ran about merrily chanting “WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER!”

Only in Wisconsin: weinermobile-crashes-into-house

Don’t you just want to put it in your pocket?

via: E.Villanueva

nevver:

Jeanne disapproves